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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Thaksin Strikes Back

Que music from "The Empire Strike Back."

Old square face is back. Here also.
The imbeciles in uniform took away his diplomatic passport and dragged his spoiled worthless children in front of the Auditor General to be deposed. Now Thaksin, who, for a Thai, has balls the size of elephant turds is not taking this abuse lying down.

You see, in Thailand, he had the biggest Chinks in business kow tow at his feet, the press was cowed by him, he had bought off the police, the bureaucracy, and the peasantry. He had placed all his cronies, his sychophants and relatives in key positions. He stole billions from the state. He was invincible, untouchable. He had absolute power, like the Emperor in Star Wars. But Bumibol Kenobi, and his rebel forces stopped him in his tracks. Unfortunately, Jedi warriors, General Sonthi and General Surayuth, don't have the public relations expertise of the Emperor and his Thai Rak Thai Army. Obi Wan has a Clone army, but without any capable officers. Thailand needs a rebel force. Where is Luke, Han, Leia, Chewbacca? Damn, the rebel forces could use even a C-3Po running the show. Are there any capable soldiers of taking Thaksin out once and for all and putting Thailand on the right track?

In the meantime, will General Sonthi turn to the Dark Side? For Chrissakes, my man, get some PR talent, find the bombers, and get the South under control. Do you want a repeat of 91?

Help us Obi Wan Kenobi, you are our only hope.

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